Friday Funnies

Now that I'm doing these every Friday I am noticing how quickly each week goes by-- Crazy fast!!

Now onto the purpose of this post... to hopefully make you laugh and realize how absolutely awesome it is to be a mommy all day and listen to the things that come from a 3 yr old's mouth:

So, we are washing the van (yes, I know, the weather is not for washing cars, but my life is SO much better now that my car is not dripping dirt when it is raining!) and Logan is riding his bike around as if he is Thomas the Train... singing the theme song! I am on a step stool cleaning and then drying the roof and each time he comes to me he says...

"Trouble on the tracks! Move outta my way!"
Me: Ignoring him until he says please or excuse me
L: Finally realizes why I am not responding and says, "Excuse me, but you're in my way!"
M: I get down and let him pass.... with no response from him. SO

M: Logan, when someone does something for you, you are supposed to say thank you.
L: Thank you mommy
silence for just a moment and then...
L: Mommy, when someone says thank you, you are supposed to say you're welcome!

Don't you love being taught manners when that is in fact what you are trying to teach?

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Watching the Longhorns Volleyball game in the National Semifinals:

L:Mommy, all those people on tv are wearing Hook 'Em Horns
M: Yes, honey, that's the TX game on
L: That's not the Texas game (thinking that it is not football)
M: Yes it is honey, it's Longhorn volleyball
L: Oh, it is Hook 'Em Horns. Longhorn lollipop!

Obviously my kid has never heard of volleyball!

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Ryan has been sick with a respiratory virus for the last week and keeping Logan at a distance has been challenging to say the least.

Me: Logan, please don't kiss your brother's face. He is sick!
L: He's not sick mommy, he's beautiful!