Friday, March 19, 2010

Friday Funnies

Last week while in a restaurant restroom with his Grana...

Enter first stall, poop on floor, go to second stall.
Logan begins to go potty and decides that #2 is in order. (at this point, bathroom empty)
Logan is talking to his Grana and another person (A) enters restroom. She happens to go into the stall that Logan passed up the first time because of the wonderful present that someone had left.

Logan: Is someone in there?
Grana: Yes, someone's in there.
L: Is she in the one with the poop on the floor?
G: Yes Logan, she is.
L: Hey what's your name?
A: (shares her name)
L: Is there poop on the floor in there?
A: Yes, there is.
L: Oh, I'm going one big, long poop right now.

From what I was told, the woman was very entertained and possibly burned some calories from her laughter during their conversation.

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At the rodeo they have what's called a "birthing center" where all the pregnant animals are in labor or have just recently delivered their little babies. We got to see a pig give birth and then saw some pigs nursing on the momma pig.

L: Mommy, what is that pig doing?
M: Drinking milk from his mommy.
L: Oh, do you have milk like that for me to drink?
M: Um, no honey, I don't.

Guess if I'd nursed Ryan he may have a better idea of what was going on, but I left it at that, happily.

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As we've been fighting some coughing around here, we've been trying to emphasize coughing into the elbow instead of the hand, to reduce the amount of germs spread. Of course, Logan has been very quick to remind mommy to cough into her elbow too! But...

Ryan laying on the living room floor...

R: coughing
L: (lays down next to him, whispering) Hey bubba, you need to cough into your elbow so you don't get others sick.
R: actually giggled, like 'yea right'
Logan took Ryan's arm and tried to put it up to his face and Ryan just rolled over.

L: (yelling) Mommy, Ryan's got a problem! His arm isn't long enough to cough into his elbow and he's spreading his germs! (in a voice like he's tattling)

Oh, the tattling I have to look forward to in the years to come! :-)

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Hair Pulling- Ryan likes to grab hair so most of the time mommy's hair is UP! But when Logan likes to be close to brother...












sometimes screaming occurs!












Maybe his short haircut (that happened on accident!) will help with this for awhile!

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