Friday Funnies- At Daddy's Expense

This week, after taking a week off due to sickness, Jeff returned to the gym full force. The result of this was a ridiculous level of soreness.

I was playing baseball with Logan in the front yard when Jeff returned home from work and he decided to watch us for a bit. Logan hit the ball into the street and Jeff attempted to run after it. I say "attempted" because it was really more like a penguin waddle/ hop that was seen by us.

L: Daddy, is that only how fast you can run? Look how I do it daddy. I can run real fast.
(He proceeds to run a lap around our front yard, showing off his speed)
L: See daddy, I run faster than you.

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Jeff was vacuuming and hit his elbow/funny bone, very hard, on the corner of the wall. He was in extreme pain, that much was obvious. I didn't see it and for a minute, had no idea what had happened and as Logan and I came in from the kitchen to see what was really going on with him...

M: Honey, are you hurt?
Jeff: (groaning and grabbing his arm)
M: Do you think your arm is broken?
L: No mommy, it's not broken. It's all still together. It's not in two pieces, see!

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Sorry for the embarrassment honey. We love you!

And I'm sure Logan still thinks you're Superman!