Friday Funnies

L: Mom, when I go to college we need to give my toys to Grace Crossing (his former preschool)
M: Why there?
L: Because, we don't have a Sunnyside Daycare around here and toys don't want to go in the attic.

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L:Mom, you aren't in the pattern.
M: Excuse me? What do you mean?
L: Daddy's birthday's in June, J Baby's is in July, Ryan's is in August and I'm in September. February doesn't fit the pattern!
M: That's because I'm special.
L: I know that mom!

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Logan has been learning some memory verses, one of which is "Do everything without complaining or arguing" Phil 2:14. So, his new favorite thing to say whenever ANYONE is having a conversation (and really, I mean conversation... we aren't arguing, we could even be agreeing about something going on) he says "STOP! Remember Philippians 2:14 says do everything without complaining or arguing. Stop arguing!"

It could be Jeff and me, my mom and me, or even Grandma and Grandpa when he's staying at their house. And really, these conversations are NOT arguments!!! Our little boss-man laying down the law!

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I've been using bible verses in discipline, explaining why it's important to obey your parents, understand how God wants you to treat your friends and others, etc... Maybe I've been overdoing it with every discipline pointing to God's word because...

M: Logan, seriously, go get a Kleenex and stop picking your nose!
L: Does the bible say that anywhere? Maybe that should be my next memory verse.
M: No, the bible doesn't talk about not picking your nose.
L: Well, maybe God should have put that in there.
M: Well son, he said to obey your mother... and I AM TELLING YOU TO STOP!

Seriously, if only God would have added that to Proverbs somewhere, my son may actually listen!